birthday
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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Erma Bombeck
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
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Thomas Fuller
About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.
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Kurt Vonnegut
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
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George Harrison
Being seventy is not a sin.
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Golda Meir
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
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Sammy Hagar
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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Steven Wright
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
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Voltaire
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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Doug Coupland
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Satchel Paige
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
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Kirstie Alley
I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
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Isla Fisher
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
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Liv Tyler
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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Ruth Warrick
I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.
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Stephen Hopkins
I hate birthdays.
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Zane Grey
I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.
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Celine Dion
I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
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Barry White
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Steven Wright