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Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence.  ~Max Amsterdam

O Gold! I still prefer thee unto paper,
Which makes bank credit like a bark of vapour.
~Lord Byron

Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back.  ~Author Unknown

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.  ~Author Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America.  If I'm not there, I go to work.  ~Robert Orben

Money is neither my god nor my devil.  It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether it's greedy or loving.  ~Dan Millman

My old father used to have a saying:  If you make a bad bargain, hug it all the tighter.  ~Abraham Lincoln

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.  ~Earl Wilson

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.  ~Woody Allen

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.  ~Joe Louis

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.  ~A.A. Latimer

Money is like manure.  You have to spread it around or it smells.  ~J. Paul Getty

We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to.  ~Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727

Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.  ~Albert Camus

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.  ~Voltaire

A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.  ~Harry Lauder

Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially the legal kind.  ~Kay Ingram

There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we count ourselves among them.  ~Mignon McLaughlin

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.  ~Author Unknown

Money often costs too much.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.  ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard, Hoss Sense and Nonsense, 1926

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.  ~M.W. Harrison

They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.  ~Kahlil Gibran

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.  ~Ron Kittle, 1987

If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.  ~Henry Fielding

It frees you from doing things you dislike.  Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.  ~Groucho Marx

We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that Cash-payment is not the sole relation of human beings.  ~Thomas Carlyle, Past and Present 

We live by the Golden Rule.  Those who have the gold make the rules.  ~Buzzie Bavasi

A man's soul may be buried and perish under a dungheap or in a furrow of the field, just as well as under a pile of money.  ~Nathaniel Hawthorne

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.  ~Robert Benchley

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.  ~H.L. Mencken

...existence has become an unreasoning, wild dance around the golden calf, a mad worship of God Mammon.  In that dance and in that worship man has sacrificed all his finer qualities of the heart and soul - kindness and justice, honor and manhood, compassion and sympathy with his fellowman.  ~Alexander Berkman, What Is Communist Anarchism?

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.  ~Oscar Wilde

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.  ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann

Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of all evil, the sum of blessings.  ~Carl Sandburg

I am having an out of money experience.  ~Author Unknown

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.  ~Aristotle Onassis

Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.  ~Oscar Wilde

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale.  ~Zig Ziglar

The little money I have - that is my wealth, but the things I have for which I would not take money, that is my treasure.  ~Robert Brault,