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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.  ~Philip K. Dick

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.  ~Albert Einstein

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?  ~M.C. Escher

No man will be found in whose mind airy notions do not sometimes tyrannize, and force him to hope or fear beyond the limits of sober probability.  ~Samuel Johnson

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?  Four.  Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.  ~Abraham Lincoln

Most passport pictures are good likenesses, and it is time we faced it.  ~Katharine Brush

There is an objective reality out there, but we view it through the spectacles of our beliefs, attitudes, and values.  ~David G. Myers, Social Psychology

Objectivity has about as much substance as the emperor's new clothes.  ~Connie Miller

Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead.  We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.  ~Sigmund Freud

How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind?  ~Author Unknown

There are no facts, only interpretations.  ~Friedrich Nietzsche

What is reality anyway!  It's nothing but a collective hunch.  ~Jane Wagner, The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, 1985, performed by Lily Tomlin

What is a face, really?  Its own photo?  Its make-up?  Or is it a face as painted by such or such painter?  That which is in front?  Inside?  Behind?  And the rest?  Doesn't everyone look at himself in his own particular way?  Deformations simply do not exist.  ~Pablo Picasso

I am a thread too slender
To suspend all this reality...
~Phillip Pulfrey, "Madness," Love, Abstraction and other Speculations,

What was once called the objective world is a sort of Rorschach ink blot, into which each culture, each system of science and religion, each type of personality, reads a meaning only remotely derived from the shape and color of the blot itself.  ~Lewis Mumford, "Orientation to Life," The Conduct of Life, 1951

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.  ~John Lennon

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.  ~T.S. Eliot

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.  ~Democritus

Gertrude Jekyll, like Monet, was a painter with poor eyesight, and their gardens - his at Giverny in the Seine valley, hers in Surrey - had resemblances that may have sprung from this condition.  Both loved plants that foamed and frothed over walls and pergolas, spread in tides beneath trees; both saw flowers in islands of colored light - an image the normal eye captures only by squinting.  ~Eleanor Perenyi

What we call reality is an agreement that people have arrived at to make life more livable.  ~Louise Nevelson

It must be hard to be a model, because you'd want to be like the photograph of you, and you can't ever look that way.  ~Andy Warhol

Few people have the imagination for reality.  ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, but to imagine your facts is another.  ~John Burroughs

I have a very firm grasp on reality!  I can reach out and strangle it any time!  ~Author Unknown

Reality is not always probable, or likely.  ~Jorge Luis Borges

Question reality, especially if it contradicts the evidence of your hopes and dreams.  ~Robert Brault,

What happens to the wide-eyed observer when the window between reality and unreality breaks and the glass begins to fly?  ~Author Unknown

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?  ~Author Unknown

Listening to both sides of a story will convince you that there is more to a story than both sides.  ~Frank Tyger

Truth, as any dictionary will tell you, is a property of certain of our ideas.  It means their "agreement," as falsity means their disagreement, with "reality."  ~William James

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought.  ~John Kenneth Galbraith

I hate cameras.  They are so much more sure than I am about everything.  ~John Steinbeck

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?  ~Calvin and Hobbes

Belief in God?  An afterlife?  I believe in rock:  this apodictic rock beneath my feet.  ~Edward Abbey

All the mind's activity is easy if it is not subjected to reality.  ~Marcel Proust, Remembrance of Things Past: Cities of the Plain

All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality.  ~Robert Brault,

Reality bites... and doesn't let go.  ~Author Unknown

The human understanding is like a false mirror, which, receiving rays irregularly, distorts and discolors the nature of things by mingling its own nature with it.  ~Francis Bacon

The formula "two and two make five" is not without its attractions.  ~Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from the Underground, 1864

How reluctantly the mind consents to reality!  ~Norman Douglas